How old is columbus in zombieland

When she arrived in Pacific Playland she turned on all the lights and electricity for the rides, which unfortunately attracted a horde of zombies who cornered Wichita and Little Rock on a Blast Off ride. Luckily for Wichita, Columbus arrived with Tallahassee to save her. Tallahassee drew away and slaughtered most of the horde, Columbus slew several stragglers, and Wichita managed to kill a zombie that had climbed the ride and was biting at her heels.

Just before another zombie reached her, Columbus arrived, killed the Clown Zombie on the ground, and threw the emergency release to bring the ride back to the ground, killing the last zombie in the process. Jubilant at being saved, Wichita kissed Columbus and they went to find Tallahassee.

While Columbus and Tallahassee looked for Twinkies, Wichita pretended to be leaving them again by starting to drive away, but she stopped and allowed them in the car, forming a makeshift family together. After fighting their way into the White House and making it their home 10 years after the events of Zombieland , Wichita began to feel smothered by Columbus. When he proposed to her with the Hope Diamond , she ended up fleeing with Little Rock, who also felt annoyed with Tallahassee.

On the road they met Berkeley , who Little Rock ran away with. Abandoned and alone, Wichita returned to the White House. At the White House she apologized to Columbus until she saw Madison , who not only slept with Columbus but had taken her wedding ring to boot.

Bickering with Madison en route, they eventually arrived at an abandoned recreational vehicle and accidentally tripped the alarm trying to use it, bringing on a horde of zombies. Taking direction from Columbus, Wichita fought off the onrushing zombies with Tallahassee until she ran out of ammunition. Grateful, Wichita fought off the remaining zombies until a T arrived, requiring numerous headshots and a crushed skull to finally die.

Finally free of zombies, they took the recreational vehicle only for its tires to be blown out leaving the area, forcing them to return to their old van. Madison then ate trail mix, not realizing there were nuts in them, and began to exhibit allergy symptoms markedly similar to zombie infections. Wichita and Tallahassee then prompted Columbus to go kill her, which they thought he did, going by the sound of the gunshot.

Wichita then disingenuously comforted Columbus for his loss, and they moved on. The group arrived at a hotel owned by Nevada , and slept there. The next day Albuquerque and Flagstaff arrived, who were so similar in demeanor to Tallahassee and Columbus that Wichita was unnerved.

Eventually they turned into zombies and Wichita had to help kill them, and they pressed on to Babylon where Little Rock was. On the way, Wichita was shocked to see Madison still alive, having been spared by Columbus, and they continued with Madison in tow. Wichita after Tallahassee blew up his van with a grenade. As the group finally arrived in Babylon, Wichita was shocked when Tallahassee exploded the van they had been driving in with a grenade.

Inside, Wichita reunited with Little Rock and confirmed that she was safe, saying farewell to Tallahassee who decided to leave. She reveals her real name at one point unless she's lying, but that wouldn't make much sense in context. Written for a Chrimbo advent calendar many moons ago on LJ. Tallahassee is the nickname attributed to Woody Harrelson's character in the horror-comedy Zombieland.

All of the characters featured in the film use nicknames in place of their real names to discourage emotional attachment should one of them fall prey to the zombie infestation that has gripped the entire country.

From Zombieland Wikipedia page-The main characters do not use each other's real names, but identify themselves using place names Columbus, Tallahassee, Wichita, Little Rock that relate to them.

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Sno Balls? Where's the fucking Twinkies? Columbus : I love Sno-Balls. Tallahassee : I hate coconut. Not the taste, consistency. Columbus : [eats a Sno Ball] Fresh. Tallahassee : Oh, this Twinkie thing, it ain't over yet. Tallahassee : [referring to Wichita and Little Rock, who previously hijacked them] They're in the back, aren't they?

Little Rock : [pops up holding shotgun] Just me. Columbus : I'm really sorry. She was like a crouching tiger Tallahassee : You got taken hostage by a 12 year old? Columbus : Well, girls mature faster than boys. She's way ahead of where I was at that age. Little Rock : Twelve's the new twenty. Gun please. Tallahassee : Like you would ever use that thing.

Tallahassee : Don't kill me with my own gun. Columbus : [Columbus and Wichita are drinking wine] Was that a good year? Wichita : Yeah! I saw my first R-rated movie Got my first tattoo, a porpoise. Had my first kiss Scotty Lynch. Columbus : Did you guys Columbus Wichita : [laughs] Maybe. Why, are you jealous of Scotty Lynch? Columbus : Yes. Actually, I think I'm jealous of your whole Let me see I think I got my first B Sadie Hawkins, so it was ladies' choice Wichita : And nobody picked you?

Columbus : Well, it was ladies' choice. Wichita : [pauses in disbelief] Those bitches! No, I will not stand for this. Wichita : On behalf of all the eighth grade girls, I would like to dance with you. Wichita : Don't worry. Scotty's old news. Columbus : The first rule of Zombieland: Cardio. When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons Tallahassee : Are you fucking with me?

Columbus : Uh, no. You should actually limber up as well. Especially if we're going down that hill. It is very important. Tallahassee : I don't believe in it. You ever see a lion limber up before it takes down a gazelle?

Columbus : [to Tallahassee] You are like a giant cock-blocking robot, like, developed in a secret fucking government lab. Columbus : Take away a man's son, you've truly given him nothing left to lose. Tallahassee : I haven't cried like that since "Titanic.

Columbus : [after his neighbor changes into a zombie] You see? You just can't trust anyone. The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me. Columbus : When Tallahassee goes Hulk on a zombie, he sets the standard for "not to be fucked with". Columbus : Oh, America. I wish I could tell you that this was still America, but I've come to realize that you can't have a country without people.

And there are no people here. No, my friends. This is now the United States of Zombieland. Little Rock : Have you heard about Pacific Playland?

There are no zombies there. Columbus : The amusement park? Little Rock : Yep! Tallahassee : That place totally blows! Tallahassee Just fun for the whole family. Columbus : [Columbus sprays Tallahassee with perfume, Tallahassee turns around and glares at Columbus] Okay.

Let me begin my three-part apology by saying that I think you're a wonderful human, with great potential. Tallahassee : It's okay But FYI, I have beat wholesale ass for a whole lot less than that.

Columbus : I'm sure. Tallahassee : You get, uh Columbus : Thank you. Tallahassee : [Tallahassee punches Columbus in the arm, and Columbus knocks over a lamp] There you go.

Columbus : [to an exasperated Little Rock] Oh, this is so exciting, you're about to learn who you're gonna call Columbus : You know there's a place untouched by all this crap?

Tallahassee : Back east, yeah?